May 2013
Mom: I don't want to be around fat people. They...
So, according to my mom, because I'm 25 I should...
Running into people from high school
my-life-is-a-gif:
On the outside
On the inside
practicalandyetappropriate:
mexican-lassiter:
R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL!
I’m Amber!
Brad!
Tammy!
Fender!
Brenda!
Sketch!
Shelly!
IQ!
Lou Ann!
And I’m
JAVERT
I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.
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Dear Yahoo,
Now where will I be able to get free porn that is not virus ridden?
Love,
Me
gaynordicbros:
when you like pairings that don’t have much fic or art
onedirectioncutefacts:
PICKING ON SOMEONE FOR THE FOLLOWING MAKES YOU EQUIVALENT TO A PIECE OF SHIT
WEIGHT
HEIGHT
APPEARANCE
THINGS THAT CANNOT BE CONTROLLED
DON’T FUCKING PICK ON ANYONE
WORDS HURT
A LOT MORE THAN YOU’D THINK
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
throughtheeyesofathespian:
wobbleinthehox:
brrigittaa:
justice—and-a-slimjim:
mrsmosby-wannabe:
relright:
thecouscousqueen:
kenyabenyagurl:
thinksquad:
Announcement coming Monday
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
I smell ads coming if this is true
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT
what the fuck so they DID buy it after all?
congratulations, you just spent a billion dollars on...
jolivet:
when you turn your bed a different direction in your room or sleep in a hotel and wake up and have no idea where the fuck you are
frowninglessons:
do you realise that every text post is just you talking to yourself until someone notices
macarism:
Yesterday my dad told me musicals are stupid and he hates them and I just
dirtylittledamsel:
I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
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I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.
