Mom: I don't want to be around fat people. They...
So, according to my mom, because I'm 25 I should...
Running into people from high school
my-life-is-a-gif: On the outside On the inside
practicalandyetappropriate: mexican-lassiter: R-R-R-R-ROLL CALL! I’m Amber! Brad! Tammy! Fender! Brenda! Sketch! Shelly! IQ! Lou Ann! And I’m JAVERT I SAW THIS COMING AND I GOT PISSED.
Dear Yahoo, Now where will I be able to get free porn that is not virus ridden? Love, Me
gaynordicbros: when you like pairings that don’t have much fic or art
onedirectioncutefacts: PICKING ON SOMEONE FOR THE FOLLOWING MAKES YOU EQUIVALENT TO A PIECE OF SHIT WEIGHT HEIGHT APPEARANCE THINGS THAT CANNOT BE CONTROLLED DON’T FUCKING PICK ON ANYONE WORDS HURT A LOT MORE THAN YOU’D THINK
Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on
throughtheeyesofathespian: wobbleinthehox: brrigittaa: justice—and-a-slimjim: mrsmosby-wannabe: relright: thecouscousqueen: kenyabenyagurl: thinksquad: Announcement coming Monday WHAT DOES THIS MEAN I smell ads coming if this is true I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT what the fuck so they DID buy it after all? congratulations, you just spent a billion dollars on...
jolivet: when you turn your bed a different direction in your room or sleep in a hotel and wake up and have no idea where the fuck you are
frowninglessons: do you realise that every text post is just you talking to yourself until someone notices
macarism: Yesterday my dad told me musicals are stupid and he hates them and I just
dirtylittledamsel: I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
I’ve got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I’m stressing about for absolutely no logical reason.